VICTORY!!!!!!

True to form, FHSoftball brought home another big win last night (16-8). With Bill Garber on the mound dishing out vicious moon balls, Kat S. playing a solid second, and Ryan Hanley hitting not one, not two, but THREE homeruns in three at bats...how could we not!?! Ryan Hanley remains Tara's Special Boy.

A welcome addition to the FH squad have been our interns. Representing the DHizzle was Tricia Wessell keeping score. Noah "Goldisocks" Simon from new bidness had some sweet cathes. Brandon "I love bobble-heads" Moore, had some solid smacks, Josh "But Brannnndoooooooon!" Hartiq coaches a mean first base, and Kate Scermundangnths had no problem making outs on second.

Matt Davison ruled the center field, adding homeruns of his own. An enraged Tara Walker stepped up to the plate, hitting a solo homer over the centerfielder's head. Matt Scherbel , Jeff Weintraub and Will Sullivan lit up the Edelman pitcher like a "flaming zambooka"...."Like Jimi Hendrix at woodstock"..."like the clay ovens of Naan and Beyond."
Jeff Weintraub, Randy Renjillian, Coleman Hutchins, and John Anthony were just wonderful on defense, making some clutch plays and holding Edelman to only 8 runs.

Will Sullivan ran into a tree to catch a foul ball and the promptly fell into the tree, making a relatively simple play into an oscar-worthy performance.

George Zhang won the international player of the year award and now officially knows more about baseball than coach Tara. Well, at least the "real" rules.

Jessica Lass played good catcher, taking only four wild throws from the outfield, later nursing her wounds with ice cold refreshments and Doritos.

Special thanks and mad props to Coleman, John, Bill Garber, and Randy's Friend for driving to the Barking Dog for post game victory burgers. Randy's Friend has no name but really he's cool.

Well done FHSoftball! Enjoy your well earned rest with our BYE NEXT WEEK to be followed, tentatively, by the Intern/Staff game.