First Game!!

On Wednesday FHSoftball will confront Porter Novelli, one of our most hated rivals.

And when I say hated I mean HATE!

And when I say HATE! I mean we have a friendly rivalry based on mutual respect and a common appreciation for the game.

Porter's team and fans can be identified by their excessive use of denim in outfits as well as colorful bandanas. Don't let their intelligence fool you, they can play ball. Always packed with a solid stock of ringers, Porter players speak loudly and carry big sticks.

Thankfully FH is well equipped for the challenge. Due to multiple injuries suffered during a DELTA Force mission to Cairo, Matt Davison was out last season, HE'S BACK. During this same mission Ryan Hanley went MIA, reappearing one month ago in New Hampshire.

Paul Johnson, David Wickenden, Ralph Posner, Bill Garber, Tara Walker, Matt Scherbel, Jessica Lass, and our bio-engineered super-player, Pat-Guild-Scott-Carman, make up the bulk of the returners.

New players include, but are not limited to: Patrice Mattingly, Mike McSherry, Karin Dillner and Will Sullivan.

Will Sullivan is also assistant coach to Master Coach Tara. While Will's knowledge of baseball exceeds Master Coach Tara's, Will is still too timid to take over as manager. Coach Tara will not hesitate to glare at and bench a SVP after one error and replacing them with an intern. In the same situation Will will simply "clap it up" and wish the individual "better luck next time," whil consoling said player that Tara really has no idea what she's talking about. He'll learn not to speak without being spoken to. Will will be coaching the first game as Coach Tara will be indisposed at a United Nations meeting. He will do his best to scream at people and be nice to them simultaneously.

We need FANS, FANS, and more FANS, and drivers at our games, free refreshments and dinner (chips) will be provided to all who come.

Meet in the FH lobby at 5:45 SHARP, ready to leave no later than 6 pm.